calliopes-bane:

m41d-0f-t1m3:

misundersataning:

Making bets Hussie is gonna do this to us very shortly.

NO.
HUSSIE IF YOU DO THIS TO US I SHIT YOU NOT I WILL CRY AN OCEAN.

are you kidding of course he’s gonna do it then

latviia:

michaxl:

do she got

shiduuuuuuu

nerdfighter13812:

ohanameansfandom:

Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling

ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

THE LAW DOES NOT FOLLOW THE BIBLE!!!!!

I’m a Christian and I approve this message.

wallpenguin:

by 啾比

johnheir:

latulapyrope:

zoomer-zlorpuff:

wwonderful:

latulapyrope:

humanstuck au where sollux and aradia are voted best couple every year in highschool

even after aradia dies in a car accident in their junior year

i hate you

I’m sorry but:

why did you do the thing

WHO TOLD YOU THIS WAS OKAY?!

rocketfists:

Let’s say you have two friends, right?  And they’re both having a party basically around the same time and day a few months from now, and they both REALLY want you to come to their party over the other guy’s.  

Friend A is like, “Hey, come to my party!  We’ll have some cake and drinks and we’re gonna break the shit out of the neighbor’s car!”  But then Friend B says, “Hey, come to my place, we’ll have a sweet cake and drinks and we definitely won’t commit any forms of vandalism.”  And then Friend A goes, “Fine, I guess we won’t wreck my neighbor’s car but please come to my party anyway, forget that thing we said earlier.”

Like they took it back, but they still said it, and it took Friend B calling them out on it for them to change their mind.  And their parties aren’t until like November so they could still go back and decide that they want to take baseball bats to their neighbor’s car.  

And that’s why I’m still not buying an Xbox One.

ocular-pondscum:

beautifulnobody:

dayinthelifeofchris:

thatawkwarddisneymoment:

That awkward moment when the cactus turns into a llama. 

OMG I NEVER NOTICED THAT BEFORE IN MY LIFE HOW COULD THAT SLIP BY OMG WHAT?!

OH MY GOD

HOW?!?!

longlivethehokage:

so i made a thing

commandereverdeen:

WHAT’S UP INTERNET

If you’re a gamer, you probably noticed all the new stuff being announces at the Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3) in Los Angeles. I’m super excited, especially about all the announcements from Sony and Nintendo.

Lots of people are excited for different consoles and their respective games, LIKE THE 3DS. So here’s your chance to win one! The winner will receive a red 3DS XL system (like new, used only a few times) with its original box, charger, manuals, and AR cards. Plus, the two latest killer apps for the 3DS, Fire Emblem: Awakening and Animal Crossing: New Leaf!

Rules:

1. Sadly, the 3DS is region-locked, so I am only shipping to the United States.
2. Reblogs count, Likes do not. Reblog as much as you like, but try not to spam 50 reblogs in a row.
3. If you make a fake, empty, giveaway blog or something like that to spam reblogs then all your entries will be invalid.
4. I will need the winner’s address for shipping purposes, so you have to be comfortable with sharing this information.

The giveaway will end on Friday, June 21st and the winner will be announced on that day! Good luck!

copyranter:

How to perfectly fold a t-shirt.

deliverusfromsburb:

chickenissiriat:

karkles-the-adorabloodthirsty:

nepetastuck:

omfg i found the burger king in daves photo!!!

900 Westwood Boulevard

Los Angeles, CA 90024

310-208-6781

how

i have a feeling that that particular burger king’s business is about to soar

You’re telling me he went from Texas to California but never visited his online friends